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5 Ways the Cloud Server Will Help to Regrow Civilization after a Zombie Apocalypse
Posted on May 31, 2012As I’m sure everyone has heard by now, the zombie apocalypse is officially upon us. Well, kind of. With the recent news of bath salts, becoming the new fuel for the zombie apocalypse fire, we figured it was time to reassure you that it will be okay. With the help of the CDC’s recent release of safety protocols
, and our 5 tips for regrowing civilization, you’ll be well on your way to surviving this disaster. Just remember, stay away from the windows.
Keeping the Antidote Safe - If you’re in a zombie infestation, chances are there will be people working on an antidote. Hopefully, they will also be writing down the antidote and storing it on their cloud server. Why, you ask? Well, if (when) the group of people working on the antidote is eaten by zombies, it would be handy for you and your friends to be able to find it. And if it’s stored on a cloud server, you’ll always be able to access it.
Aiding in Disaster Recovery – As long as you have an Internet connection, you can still be up and running (After all, cloud servers are known for being sturdy), so when there is disaster who better to recover your data than the cloud? Instantly create backups of your information before the zombies get to you. Now you’ll be ahead of the game when things go back to normal. Who knows…maybe you could be the next Mark Zuckerberg?
Restoring Historical Papers - Before computers, ancient civilizations wrote everything down on paper. But with zombies roaming around there is a good chance that all of those important documents will be destroyed, probably eaten. If in the early stages all documents are safely stored in the cloud, then we’ll be all set. All of those important world history stories that you were told as a child would be saved, and if you’re the one uploading them who says you can’t have some creative license…wasn’t your great great great grandfather the one to discover America?
Making Contact With Friends and Family - Because your power system will never go down, you’ll be able to get online during the height of terror. Once online, you can create an assortment of online communities. Create a web page allowing people to sign in and say where they are and who they are missing, record a viral podcast listing safety locations, or maybe just upload that video of you kicking zombie butt.
Stabilizing the Economy – After a huge mess like this, certain things will not work. A huge downfall will be companies, many organizations will just not care. That’s why you need to take full advantage, take this huge opportunity and make a name for yourself. Luckily, you used a cloud server and everything before the zombies struck is still safe. Instead of starting over completely, you just need to readjust focus (to meet the new cultures needs) and go from there.
Whether zombies are lurking in the dark corners now, or one hundred years from now, it’s always good to be prepared when it comes to your data (and civilization).
How will you be regrowing civilization after the zombies start moving in herds across the world?
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